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What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney?Answer: Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too
What do martians listen to in space?Answer: Bruno Mars
Did You Ever Hear About Christopher, The Brown-Nosed Reindeer?Answer: He could run just as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn't stop as quick...
Gordon Ramsay goes to a restaurant. He comes across what looks like soup.
“Let me taste the soup!”
“But...”
“No buts!”
He tasted the soup.
“IT TASTES LIKE DISHWASHER WATER!”
“It is dishwasher water, but you didn’t listen.”
Why did the man get arrested after illegally downloading "Every Breath You Take"?Answer: The file was created by The Police as part of a Sting operation.
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How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?Answer: She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?Answer: Feyonce
Which celebrity smells the best?Answer: Kevin Bacon
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
What does Ariana Grande order at McDonald's?Answer: A Mac Miller