Wrestling Jokes

What was Owen Hart's favorite movie?

Answer: Cable Guy

What was the name of Chris Jericho’s sex book?

Answer: ARMBAR…guide to 1004 sex positions!

What's the difference between Goldust and the slutty popular girl in high school?

Answer: The slutty popular girl only jobs out to the "A-squad".

What’s Sheamus’ favorite song?

Answer: Come on Feel the White Noise

What’s the difference between a wrestling career and herpes?

Answer: A wrestling career doesn’t last forever.

What’s the difference between Chris Benoit and Scott Steiner?

Answer: I wouldn’t let Scott Steiner look after my son.

Which line on a square is Stone Cold's favorite?

Answer: The bottom line.

Who is the Skeleton's favorite wrestler?

Answer: Boney Lorcan.

Who is Tye Dillinger’s favourite Japanese wrestler?

Answer: Lord TENsai

Who would make the best teacher on Adjectives & verbs?

Answer: Kevin Nash

Why can’t Chris Benoit go to the gas station?

Answer: Because he always carries matches

Why couldn’t Kane light the fireplace?

Answer: Because he loses all his matches.

Why did Adrian Neville do crotch chops?

Answer: Because he’s ex-PAC

Why did Kelly Kelly have sex with Chavo after class?

Answer: The teacher told her to do an essay for homework.

Why did Kevin Nash cross the road?

Answer: He didn’t, he already tore his quad stepping off the curb.

Why did Maria Kannelis have sex with Chavo after her evening class?

Answer: The teacher told her to do an essay for homework.

Why did Rikishi become a Chinese food chef?

Answer: He did it for the wok

Why did Shaemus Break up with his last girlfriend?

Answer: Cause she told too many lies, too many lies!

Why did the Miz graduate with top honors in college?

Answer: Because he's awesome

Why did the operator hang up on Chris Jericho?

Answer: He didn't say anything.

Why does Big Show lose his way so frequently?

Answer: He keeps turning.

Why does Cena do five-knuckle shuffle?

Answer: He’s counting the number of moves he got.

Why does Gordon Ramsay not like WWE on Monday Nights?

Answer: Because its RAW!

Why does Mick Foley buy supermarket brand cola?

Answer: He always goes for the cheap pop.

Why does Teddy have a hard time remembering how to spell his name?

Answer: It's too Long.

Why does Vince want to go to heaven?

Answer: Because he has no chance in hell

Why is Evan Bourne to blame for the high unemployment rate?

Answer: Cuz he is doing all the jobs.

Why is that Japanese wrestler called “The Empress of Tomorrow”?

Answer: I dunno — why don’t you Asuka yourself?

Why is unemployment so high in the US?

Answer: Because Nunzio and Funaki do all the jobs

Why should you never ride with Vince Russo at the wheel?

Answer: Because he’s constantly swerving

Why was Bubba Ray Dudley fired from the take away restaurant?

Answer: He kept asking D-Von to get the table.

Why was Steve Austin covered up in a blanket?

Answer: He was Stone Cold.

Why was Ultimate Warrior fired from the pet shop?

Answer: He couldn’t sell Pedigree