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Back to SportBritish newspaper published a photo of Michael Phelps inhaling from a marijuana pipe. Phelps says he only took one hit, but he held it for three minutes.
How amazing is Michael Phelps?Answer: He's got like a Brazilian Medals.
If Michael Phelps was a tennis player what would be is preferred surface?Answer: Grass
If you were stranded on an island and could bring three items what would you bring?Answer: Michael Phelps, a saddle, and stick with a gold medal on the end.
What are the two things that can cut diamonds?Answer: Other diamonds, and Michael Phelps!
What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?Answer: I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
What did the shark say to Michael Phelps after the race?Answer: I think you're fintastic!
What should Michael Phelps marry Nadya Suleman (Octo Mom)?Answer: He has a gold medal for each of her babies.
Why is it a groundbreaking event when Michael Phelp's mother inked a deal with Johnson & Johnson?Answer: Even the uterus Michael Phelps swam out of is getting endorsement deals!
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