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10. Thought it was the French Open where they just surrender the championship to you
9. Who can concentrate when you're standing opposite hunky Pete Sampras?
8. Didn't want to spoil cool "Three-Pete!" headlines
7. Shouldn't have trained with that "Dorf on Tennis" video
6. Was just giving her a ride to the corner for chrissakes! (that's a Hugh Grant excuse)
5. Had the feeling Dick Enberg was undressing him with his eyes
4. Prince Charles' ears kept blocking the sun
3. Hard to concentrate with Marv Albert constantly shouting "Yes!" (roll VT)
2. Distracted by Fergie making out with ball boy in royal box
1. Three words: Grass stained balls!
In an interview with David Letterman, Carter passed along an anecdote of a translation problem in Japan. Carter was speaking at a business lunch in Tokyo, where he decided to open his speech with a brief joke.
He told the joke, then waited for the translator to announce the Japanese version. Even though the story was quite short, Carter was surprised by how quickly the interpreter was able to re-tell it. Even more impressive was the reaction from the crowd. Carter thought the story was cute, but not outright hilarious, yet the crowd broke right up. Carter was very flattered.
After the speech, Carter wanted to meet the translator to ask him how he told the joke. Perhaps there is better way to tell the joke?
When Carter asked how the joke had been told in Japanese, the translator responded, "I told them, 'President Carter has told a very funny joke. Please laugh now.'"
What is the difference between O.J. and David Letterman?Answer: There is absolutely nothing funny about David Letterman.
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