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Back to OccupationBoxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.
British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!
I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"
I say no to gay marriage. It'll end up leading to gay divorce, and that'll be bitchy.
I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand.
If we are all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? They may as well have a sign saying "Random accidents ahead", "Life's a lottery, Be lucky."
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, ‘Yes, who did you think it was?'
The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.
When I was a kid, I used to have an imaginary friend. I thought he went everywhere with me. I could talk to him and he could hear me, and he could grant me wishes and stuff too. But then I grew up, and stopped going to church.
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