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Back to OccupationA Vincent Van Gogh painting was stolen this weekend from a Dutch Museum.
Now it's Vincent Van Gone.
If Van Gogh wrote an autobiography, what would he title it?Answer: The Starry of My Night Life.
My son was feeling down, after yet another failed job interview.
“Look son, think of yourself as Van Gogh.” I comforted. “Everybody told him he could never be an artist because he only had one ear. But do you know what he said to that?”
“What?”
“That’s right.”
Vincent Van Gogh and Evander Holyfield walk into a bar...
... and find it very difficult to have a conversation.
Vincent Van Gogh walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "It's happy hour...what can I get you?"
Vincent replies, "Give me a rye and lend me your ear."
Vincent Van Gogh walks into a bar...
The bartender asks "want a pint?"
Van Gogh replies "No thanks, I've got one 'ere."
What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh?Answer: You gonna eat that?
What did people say in January, to celebrate Van Gogh's new prosthetic?Answer: Happy New Ear!
What did the art thief's say when they jumped in the getaway vehicle after a heist?Answer: Van Gogh
What did Van Gogh say to the haters?Answer: I can't hear you.
What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?Answer: Wipe away those ears.
What do you get when you cross Van Gogh with George Thorogood?Answer: One bourbon One scotch And one ear
What made Vincent Van Gogh such a good friend?Answer: He was willing to lend an ear.
Which dizzy aunt was Vincent Van Gogh's favorite?Answer: Verti Gogh
Which farm animal became a famous artist?Answer: Vincent Van Goat
Which relative of Vincent Van Gogh is a really hot ballroom dancer?Answer: Tan Gogh
Who was the most popular vampiric artist?Answer: Vincent Fang Gogh!
Why did Van Gogh divorce his wife?Answer: Earreconcilable differences
Why did Vincent Van Gogh become a talented painter?Answer: Because he didn't have an ear for music
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