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An Entertainment Tonight reporter was interviewing Jessica Simpson recently, when Jessica took off her shoes.
The reporter noticed each shoe had written inside, in small letters, TGIF, and asked Jessica about it.
"Oh, that?" Jessica replied. "Just a little helpful reminder, because I can be pretty sleepy in the mornings. It means Toes Go in First."
At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now I feel like they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.
Did you hear Jessica Simpson almost drowned the other day?Answer: Someone put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of her pool.
How do you make Jessica Simpson's eyes twinkle?Answer: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
I kinda want to be the Reese Witherspoon of the music industry -- the girl next door who wears a great dress and has great hair.
I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.
Jessica Simpson came close to death today while horseback riding. She was enjoying a leisurely ride, when the horse started bouncing out of control. Her agent said Jessica attempted to hold on, but failed, and fell off the side of the horse. Her foot got caught in the stirrup as she fell. The horse didn’t stop, and her head was on the ground.
Jessica started screaming for help "Make him stop! Make him stop! Please somebody!"
Fortunately, a Wal-mart greeter heard her, and unplugged it.
Jessica Simpson ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces?Answer: Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.
My bra and underwear always have to match. I love that. I've collected a whole lot of sets. When a girl has on color-coordinated underpants, she just feels sexy. And I've been a cheerleader, so I should know!
On getting pregnant: "We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing -- and not safely practicing."
What did Jessica Simpson do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?Answer: She moved.
What does Jessica Simpson and door knobs have common?Answer: Everyone gets a turn.
Why did Jessica Simpson change her hair color from blonde to red?Answer: Because red is easier to spell!
Why did Jessica Simpson have tire tread marks on her back?Answer: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Why does Jessica Simpson always smile during lightning storms?Answer: She thinks her picture is being taken!
Why is Jessica Simpson's brain the size of a pea in the morning?Answer: It swells at night.
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