Step back in time and enjoy a hilarious collection of silly, corny, and funny Cleopatra jokes! From her reign as Queen of the Ptolemaic Kingdom to her legendary beauty, this collection is perfect for fans, fanatics, followers, groupies, and anyone else who loves a good celebrity joke. You'll find the best jokes about the iconic Cleopatra, including quotes, riddles, oneliners, and puns that will have you laughing out loud. Don't miss out on the fun – explore our collection of Cleopatra jokes today!
How did the archaeologist know that Cleopatra wasn't feeling well?Answer: They found her coffin.
I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name
Of Cleopatra, I straightaway laid claim.
Ahead of my legions, she conquered my regions,
I saw, I conquered, I came.
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?Answer: Toga-ether we can rule the world
What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?Answer: Veni, Vidi... Veni.
What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?Answer: Caesar salad
What do you call a painting of Cleopatra?Answer: A Cleoportrait!
What do you call Cleopatra when she’s depressed?Answer: The Queen of Denial.
What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?Answer: Pharaoh-moans.
What was Cleopatra’s favorite flower?Answer: Chrysanthamummies.
When was Cleopatra at her most irritable?Answer: When she was on her pyramid.
Why did Cleopatra find King Tut irresistible?Answer: Pharohmones
Why didn't Cleopatra believe her husband's story?Answer: Because she was the Queen of Denial
Why didn't Cleopatra confess that she loved Julius Caesar?Answer: Because she lived in the Nile
Why didn’t Cleopatra go to the psychiatrist?Answer: She was the Queen of Denial!
Why was Cleopatra sitting on a boat, sad, going down a river?Answer: Because she was in denial.
Why was Cleopatra worried about getting home from school?Answer: When didn’t want her mummy to see her report card.
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